We are in the midst of a second wave of the Polar Vortex and here at Bob Joke Too Much our investigative division has discovered the cause of this unprecedented weather tempest. Here is the reason.
Our investigative journalist overheard George Conway at a bar bragging to a friend, Donald, about how his wife spread her legs twice already this year and thus confirmed there is no climax change. He also mentioned the furnace kicked on booth times causing his heating bills to skyrocket. Proof positive of the cause of the polar vortex. Case closed.