The Pipeline To Poop - Brought To You By; Colon Cable Company

I just realized my cable company is owned by a big conglomerate called Colon Cable Company.  Their company ethos is “The Pipeline to Poop”.  I found this out the other night as I was adjusting the settings on which channels I get.  They were doing a free preview weekend of some movie channels so I changed my filter setting to view every channel.  I’m sitting there with my FXW (Future Ex-Wife) and sister-in-law scrolling down the guide when I got to the Pay-Per View section and we were hit with equal parts repulsion and laughter at the names of the movies.  I know what you’re thinking, sure Bob you’re a pervert and you were surfing for porn. This is not the case, at least in this instance.  So as I first get to the porn movie section my FXW and Sister-In-Law started reading out loud the first titles we see.  As I scrolled along and the shock of the titles hit them, each title more appalling then the previous one, their astonishment of just how unspeakable the titles were caused them to actually speak, no yell, the titles out loud in what became a seemingly endless crescendo. We were in tears laughing at the titles concocted by the creative people of the porn industry. I’m positive my neighbors and anyone else walking by thought we were playing some type of porn charades.  From this point forward, I know I’m going to get that judgmental look from my neighbors with this thought in their heads, “They seemed like a nice couple, who would have thought they were swingers and with their Sister-In-Law, what sinners”.  At least they won’t be coming by to borrow some butter, I hope.

Holy Cow there’s a lot of porn out there! I hope to hell the FBI, CIA and NSA are tracking anyone who actually pays for this?  It’s a bottomless hole.  As extensive as this list is I think I just scratched the surface.  Here are the pictures of the menu screen I took and if that’s not enough, I added a long list of additional titles at the end.  They are all XXX titles so if you’re on the religious right, have a weak stomach or have a drink in your mouth, or anything else, since you will spit it out laughing, look away. 

On the cable company’s site; WARNING: This page contains titles inappropriate for underage viewers. Billing is always discreet. No names or titles will appear on your bill.

Haven't had your fill?  Here's more but know if you are still reading you are now on the watch list.

Filthy Fuckers -Poke 'Er Mon– Where do you download this Poke ‘Er Mon Go app.?

Itty Bitty Booby Committee

I Just Screwed My Hot Stepmother

Sugar Daddy Bang Me

White Guys In Black Pies 5

Let's Play Stain The Couch

Crack Whores Of America

Prime Cuts - Yo Quiero Taco Smell

I'm A Brown Shit-Holed Whore Sex Starved Fuck Sluts

Dude, Where's My Dildo ? 

Bowlin' In Her Colon

Ass-Hole O Mio

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

Good Assternoon

Backdoor Adventures Of Butthead And Beaver

Tea Bagger Vance

Music To Fuck To - Once, Twice, Three Times A Labia

She's Not A Lesbian ... She's A Vagitarian

Why Things Burn

Anal Chiropractor

S.I.D.S. - Sexually Intrusive Dysfunctional Society

Let's Play Anal Twister

Ri Dick U Lous - Chocolate Can Hardly Handle It ! 

All Anal On The Western Front –

Anal Fireball

E-Three The Extra Testicle

Meat Loaf - Tv Dinner Box Big, Huge, Meaty Cocks

May The Foreskin Be With You

Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory

Pretty Lil' Sistas  

Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White

I Saw Mommy Eating Santa

Sperms Of Endearment

Hairy Honies #11 - Furburgers

Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of

Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches

Your Dirty Daughter

Mommy Takes A Squirt

My New White Stepdaddy

Seduced By Mommy

I Blackmailed My Stepmom's Ass

My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother

My Wife is a Whore

My Sister's First Anal

My First Black Gang Bang

Teen Girls Prefer Old Guys

How I Love My Sister

I Came Inside My Sister

Internal Damnation

Teenage Ass Eaters

I Came Inside a School Girl

My Hot Wife's Black Bull

I Want My Sister

Fresh 19 Year Old Tied Tight and Made to Serve

Sodomy With Teenagers

How To Train Your Teen's Ass

Gangbang My Wife!

My Stepsister's Natural Tits

Monster Dick Little White Bitch

Mom's Pussy On My Wedding Day

Fucking Grannies Ass on Her Wedding Day

Lick My Granny Ass

Cream In My Teen




It’s All About Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.  Who the heck is the Bob behind and do you really want to know?  Anyway………

My name is Bob and I’ve been told I joke too much.  The naming of my website came from my trip to Nepal when after the first couple of days trekking to the Mt. Everest Base Camp our Sherpa Guide, Limbu, confided in my friend the following; “Bob is a nice guy but Bob Joke Too Much”.  Once he started to understand and/or tolerate my sarcasm (maybe 21 days in) we became good friends and supporters of his guide business.  So it all worked out but now my friend tends to remind me of that quote when I go too far with my satirical humor.

Anyway......I was born a poor black child of a sharecropper on the front porch of my home in the Mississippi Delta.  Not buying that?  OK, just a middle class, blue collar kid in an all-white, Irish Catholic neighborhood boarding the Southwest side of Chicago.  One of seven children raised by a normal Mom and Dad who obviously believed the Catholic Church recommendation of the Rhythm Method as an effective form of contraception.  My Wife, two boys and I live in Chicago.

Observing and experiencing life since 1963.  I have been extensively educated at Father Mulsoff Industrial School for Incorrigible Kid’s, Brother Duffin High School for Vulnerable Boys and The Institute for Applied Nonsense.  Note that even though the 1st two schools had known molesters as “teachers”, I was never once approached for molestation in spite of the fact that I was very susceptible, small, skinny and weak boy.  Due to current litigation against the Catholic Church for discrimination, that’s all I can say on the subject.

I have no qualifications for being a writer.  However, this will not stop me from publishing many of the yearly 17,000 thoughts that pop into my mind on the website and anywhere else. I will cover topics including parenting, gun control, donkeys, idiots, politics, religion, racism and any other controversial subjects I find worthy in an attempt of provoking laughs, stimulating deep thinking and/or just pissing off the politically correct with my satirical prose.  My thoughts and opinions will appear on my website and all other social media outlets no matter how much a waste of time until I die.