I just realized my cable company is owned by a big conglomerate called Colon Cable Company. Their company ethos is “The Pipeline to Poop”. I found this out the other night as I was adjusting the settings on which channels I get. They were doing a free preview weekend of some movie channels so I changed my filter setting to view every channel. I’m sitting there with my FXW (Future Ex-Wife) and sister-in-law scrolling down the guide when I got to the Pay-Per View section and we were hit with equal parts repulsion and laughter at the names of the movies. I know what you’re thinking, sure Bob you’re a pervert and you were surfing for porn. This is not the case, at least in this instance. So as I first get to the porn movie section my FXW and Sister-In-Law started reading out loud the first titles we see. As I scrolled along and the shock of the titles hit them, each title more appalling then the previous one, their astonishment of just how unspeakable the titles were caused them to actually speak, no yell, the titles out loud in what became a seemingly endless crescendo. We were in tears laughing at the titles concocted by the creative people of the porn industry. I’m positive my neighbors and anyone else walking by thought we were playing some type of porn charades. From this point forward, I know I’m going to get that judgmental look from my neighbors with this thought in their heads, “They seemed like a nice couple, who would have thought they were swingers and with their Sister-In-Law, what sinners”. At least they won’t be coming by to borrow some butter, I hope.
Holy Cow there’s a lot of porn out there! I hope to hell the FBI, CIA and NSA are tracking anyone who actually pays for this? It’s a bottomless hole. As extensive as this list is I think I just scratched the surface. Here are the pictures of the menu screen I took and if that’s not enough, I added a long list of additional titles at the end. They are all XXX titles so if you’re on the religious right, have a weak stomach or have a drink in your mouth, or anything else, since you will spit it out laughing, look away.
On the cable company’s site; WARNING: This page contains titles inappropriate for underage viewers. Billing is always discreet. No names or titles will appear on your bill.
Haven't had your fill? Here's more but know if you are still reading you are now on the watch list.
Filthy Fuckers -Poke 'Er Mon– Where do you download this Poke ‘Er Mon Go app.?
Itty Bitty Booby Committee
I Just Screwed My Hot Stepmother
Sugar Daddy Bang Me
White Guys In Black Pies 5
Let's Play Stain The Couch
Crack Whores Of America
Prime Cuts - Yo Quiero Taco Smell
I'm A Brown Shit-Holed Whore Sex Starved Fuck Sluts
Dude, Where's My Dildo ?
Bowlin' In Her Colon
Ass-Hole O Mio
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Backdoor Adventures Of Butthead And Beaver
Tea Bagger Vance
Music To Fuck To - Once, Twice, Three Times A Labia
She's Not A Lesbian ... She's A Vagitarian
Why Things Burn
S.I.D.S. - Sexually Intrusive Dysfunctional Society
Let's Play Anal Twister
Ri Dick U Lous - Chocolate Can Hardly Handle It !
All Anal On The Western Front –
E-Three The Extra Testicle
Meat Loaf - Tv Dinner Box Big, Huge, Meaty Cocks
May The Foreskin Be With You
Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory
Pretty Lil' Sistas
Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa
Sperms Of Endearment
Hairy Honies #11 - Furburgers
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of
Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches
Your Dirty Daughter
Mommy Takes A Squirt
My New White Stepdaddy
Seduced By Mommy
I Blackmailed My Stepmom's Ass
My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother
My Wife is a Whore
My Sister's First Anal
My First Black Gang Bang
Teen Girls Prefer Old Guys
How I Love My Sister
I Came Inside My Sister
Teenage Ass Eaters
I Came Inside a School Girl
My Hot Wife's Black Bull
I Want My Sister
Fresh 19 Year Old Tied Tight and Made to Serve
Sodomy With Teenagers
How To Train Your Teen's Ass
Gangbang My Wife!
My Stepsister's Natural Tits
Monster Dick Little White Bitch
Mom's Pussy On My Wedding Day
Fucking Grannies Ass on Her Wedding Day
Lick My Granny Ass
Cream In My Teen